Padding

Almost all men’s bicycling shorts assume you have fit thighs if you ride a bicycle.

**Commenting for a cookie-loving friend

Sweater Weather

Nobody sweats better than I do during sweater weather.
I drank the jumbo CamelBak dry on today’s bicycle ride.

Small plastic Smiski figure sitting by a bicycle tire in a puddle of salty sweat

96.78% of all the garbage trucks I drive behind smell the same.

This proves we all throw out the exact same items.

Logic 101

“So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is… Gloom Hands.”
– Franklin D. Roosevelt

I STRONGLY dislike those things