What’s That Smell
96.78% of all the garbage trucks I drive behind smell the same.
This proves we all throw out the exact same items.
“So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is… Gloom Hands.”
– Franklin D. Roosevelt
I STRONGLY dislike those things
I was today’s years old when I learnt the name for the half moon under your thumbnail.
Think of Me
If you want many people to remember you for the rest of their lives, all you need do is die in some incredibly freaky accident.
They will think of you quite often and tell others about you and how you died.
They might even make you a Wikipedia page.