Sweater Weather
Nobody sweats better than I do during sweater weather.
I drank the jumbo CamelBak dry on today’s bicycle ride.
Small plastic Smiski figure sitting by a bicycle tire in a puddle of salty sweat
What’s That Smell
96.78% of all the garbage trucks I drive behind smell the same.
This proves we all throw out the exact same items.
Logic 101
Gloom Hands
“So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is… Gloom Hands.”
– Franklin D. Roosevelt
I STRONGLY dislike those things
My Lunula
I was today’s years old when I learnt the name for the half moon under your thumbnail.