Think of Me
If you want many people to remember you for the rest of their lives, all you need do is die in some incredibly freaky accident.
They will think of you quite often and tell others about you and how you died.
They might even make you a Wikipedia page.
Just In Case
Just In Case
Is something I do
Much too often
Always carry a safety pin kids.
The Noise You Make
Most people seem not to know that you can turn down the horn that sounds when you lock/unlock your car.
Please be kind to your neighbors who like to open their windows.
Chipmunk Cheeks
When I was young, I occasionally ate with an Italian family in our apartment building because my mother was working.
They quite often pointed out how I stuff my cheeks while eating.
Many decades later, I still don’t like people watching me eat.
I still stuff.